He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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