yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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