Dual....:-)
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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