I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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