Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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