I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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