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(208): View more from Idaho

bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

how do flat chested girls get laid?

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(702): View more from Nevada

she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class

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why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.

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(512): View more from Texas

I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.

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(916): View more from California

Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.

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