You work out of a Hotel?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
