He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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