Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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