I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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