Umm I'm too high to move.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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