I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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