Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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