He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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