She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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