Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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