we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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