Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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