My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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