You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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