a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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