pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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