Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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