maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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