Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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