Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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