please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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