Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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