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why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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