Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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