Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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