Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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