No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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