He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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