If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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