So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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