When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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