do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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