she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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