There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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