just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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