I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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