Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I love you. Go after that dick
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
