loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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