What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Don't make out with my wife yet
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Randomize
