So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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