Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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