he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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