why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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