why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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