Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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